OUAT: A Land Without Magic Review PART 2

Hello! She's back and now on with the review! After some yelling back and forth Regina and Emma agree to team up to help Henry! Okay, whatever. Still confused about Regina's love for Henry. Maybe she likes the IDEA of loving Henry. I don't know. She could be off her rocker (what a surprise).. Guess all adoptive
mothers have no soul but like to pretend they do. Is that where the writers want us to go? "Paint a good picture for the little ones it does not." Yoda is disappointed. :(

Back in FTL (that means Fairy Tale Land and FTL means something to Stargate Universe fans which also stars a certain Scottish gentleman) we're with Charming as he makes his way to find Snow. Unfortunately Queenie knows because the Huntsman had to obey the owner of his lonely heart at least a little bit. Queen Bat out of Hell watches Charming in her mirror and does her mojo. Uh, oh! Charming is in her Neverending Forest!   Yay! Does that mean we'll see Hansel and Gretel?! Come on run into them! Nope, he runs into...Rumplestiltskin!!! Hmm. Do you think the kids ran into him too at some earlier point? "Rumples and children. A bad connection it is not!" Shut up Yoda. Already used you earlier! How did he get out of the prison Cinderella trapped him in? Hmm. Possible story for the future. With the way this episode ends I really couldn't say. Anyway, Rumples looking quite thin, wrinkly and truly icky (maybe from wasting away in the cage. Cinderella's gonna pay!) wants to deal with Charming. Of course Charming's like "you suck, forget your deals. I'm rescuing my woman!" Rumples informs him about where he's at and it still doesn't matter. This guy wants to fight. Poor Rumples. Already sickly and now has to sword fight. Wait, he has magic. I should be worried about Charming. What does it say about me that I'm more worried about Rumple than the prince? This show has seriously warped our minds! We get a mini epic sword fight where Rumples is scratched. NO! Oh, yeah. scapegoat. I mean magic. Rumples finally calms Charming down long enough to tell him the deal. He's made love potion #9 and it's from Charming's and Snow's hair. Charming's like weird! Charming asks how does he know anything about love and Rumples admits to being in love once. Do I really have to say who? Charming asks what happened and he tells him she died (we know better). He pulls out the love bottle and says he just has a little left. Now here comes the pretty little egg. Bottle in egg. Basically, Rumples says Charming has to do a Harry Potter Tri-wizard Tournament thing...only backwards. Instead of taking an egg away from a dragon, he has to place this egg inside a dragon. How could anyone see that as anything but for what it is! hmm. If Charming does this Rumples will give his mother's ring back to him which he has charmed to find Snow. Dare I say Rumples could be working for the good? The deal is struck!

Back in Storybrooke Regina has told Emma that they need to go to the only other person that knows of magic in this town. Emma asks,"Gold?" Regina says she should call him Rumplestiltskin! Yeah baby! The look on Emma's face! She knowss it's getting serious now! Gold tells them basically everything he told Charming and even says the rainy day line he mentioned in the past. This gives Emma another quip. We already know you're awesome Emma! lol! Regina wonders why can't she be the one to save Henry and fight but Gold's like shut up woman! She is the savior, the magic, the REAL mother of the kid. You ain't worth crap! Poor Regina!

FTL: Charming has made it to Malificent's castle. He doesn't know that the creature he must find is a dragon yet. I don't think Rumples told him so when he finds out Malificent is the owner of the place he says he's going to need a smaller egg. LOL! Why does that sound dirty to me? Careful writers! lol! It doesn't take long for Charming to find out that this lady can be a real dragon (insert PMS joke here). Thought I'd add that since we're on a roll here. THIS was when the show went from great to EPIC! Wow! Pushing those FX budgets to the max! Bet some movies aren't better than this. Wait, I KNOW some are not! *cough Twilight *cough*. 


Storybrooke: Emma tries to bring August into the action but our wooden boy is a wooden boy now. Well, almost. Just his head left. Lucky she got there before his head was gone. He gives her some encouraging words before Oops! Wooden August! Look at those pretty blues! Regina shows Emma where she keeps I'm sure the biggest thing she brought with her. Her "best friend." Wait a minute! I TOLD YA! Go back to last episode's review and you'll see that I was wondering what else she was keeping underground, I'm goood! lol! Regina lowers Emma, sword in hand down a hidden elevator. We get a glimpse of the glass coffin. So Queenie must have traveled down in the mines and got that too! Emma backs right into you guessed it. The same dragon Daddy in fighting in the past! IN YOUR FACE EMMA! No way out of not believing now! EPIC! This was only the half way point in the episode! Part 3 soon. (To be continued)